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Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 114,697 notes

saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

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Photo Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 22,028 notes

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

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Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 321,112 notes

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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Quote Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 132,360 notes

“Do things your future self will thank you for.”


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Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 345,473 notes

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 24,534 notes

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 66,823 notes

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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Video Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 146,662 notes

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actual photo of me in the future

actual photo of me in the future

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Video Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 40,527 notes

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Text Post Thu, Sep. 18, 2014 208,557 notes

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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